Sunday, December 18, 2016
Playing Dead
Once during a soccer match, I decided to play dead. It's tiring to constantly out hustle humans on the soccer field. Playing dead was more fun, and I was very convincing until my master caught on and made me get back in the game.
Thursday, February 11, 2016
My Name Is Jot
They say my name is Jot, but look at what they call me!
The Abominable Snow Puppy, Mr. Fluffy Pants, Fuzz Butt, Little White Wookie, Pootie Tootie, Fluff Button, Fur Face, Poop Stick, Jotty Boy, Pookie Boodle, Stinky Pot, Jotty McPotty, and Q-Tip the Wonder Dog.
Although I am fond of Q-Tip the Wonderdog, the humans in my pack have yet to present me a decent cape. And when it comes to addressing a thoroughbred like me, I find my pack to be not only forgetful but downright confusing. Are there other dogs in their lives that I don't know about?
But it doesn't matter because they cuddle me and play with me most all the time.
And the food is good, too.
The Abominable Snow Puppy, Mr. Fluffy Pants, Fuzz Butt, Little White Wookie, Pootie Tootie, Fluff Button, Fur Face, Poop Stick, Jotty Boy, Pookie Boodle, Stinky Pot, Jotty McPotty, and Q-Tip the Wonder Dog.
Although I am fond of Q-Tip the Wonderdog, the humans in my pack have yet to present me a decent cape. And when it comes to addressing a thoroughbred like me, I find my pack to be not only forgetful but downright confusing. Are there other dogs in their lives that I don't know about?
But it doesn't matter because they cuddle me and play with me most all the time.
And the food is good, too.
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