The Abominable Snow Puppy, Mr. Fluffy Pants, Fuzz Butt, Little White Wookie, Pootie Tootie, Fluff Button, Fur Face, Poop Stick, Jotty Boy, Pookie Boodle, Stinky Pot, Jotty McPotty, and Q-Tip the Wonder Dog.
Although I am fond of Q-Tip the Wonderdog, the humans in my pack have yet to present me a decent cape. And when it comes to addressing a thoroughbred like me, I find my pack to be not only forgetful but downright confusing. Are there other dogs in their lives that I don't know about?
But it doesn't matter because they cuddle me and play with me most all the time.
And the food is good, too.
