My bright future

I am nearly four years old now, and so I thought to myself, "Jotty-poo, it's time to think about the future."  So being an exceptionally bright puppy and a quick study besides, I got a member of my pack to help me fill out my college application.  You can see me here fully focused and typing away.

I'm hoping to be accepted by the National Institute of Dogability.  I already know what classes I want for my first semester. 

First, "Advanced Ball Retrieval."  I can hardly wait! 

"Garbage Can Ransanckery 101."  Most people don't realize that this is more of an art than a science.

"Vertical Marketing for Handouts and Treats." And my ACT scores satisfy the prerequisite!

"Integrated, Strategic Barking." I really need to be more loquacious (my new word). 

And for sure, "Humans, a Bizarre and Confused Species." After all, although humans are not dogs, they deserve to be understood.

Wish me well!